venusian-eyes:

buttsbutts:

Get it because it’s a CELL WALL

oh my god

do you have any idea what time it is young lady

(Source: treasuremart)

  1. Camera: Nikon COOLPIX S230
  2. Aperture: f/5.9
  3. Exposure: 1/60th
  4. Focal Length: 18mm

alinatotheleft:

flexblr:

youknowimgood4it:

Taken from reddit but it can’t be stressed enough

Making fun of fat people at the gym is like making fun of sick people at the hospital.

"Lol wow you’re doing chemotherapy? Clearly you suck at it if you still have cancer."

midbloods:

If I’ve ever called you

  • Nerd
  • nerdlord
  • wow what a dweeb
  • dweebasaurus rex
  • meme squad
  • fuckin weeb

its a clear sign that there’s a place deep in my heart for u

gingerkinomiya:

baconeatsyou:

frecklesandmisterblueeyes:

My house is strange. There’s me, i’m bisexual, and I live with my gay brother and my asexual fiance.
My brother and I have the same taste in boys, but i’m really the only one who likes girls, and my fiance is generally just really excited about dragons.

Dude I want this sitcom

is generally just really excited about dragons

asphyxion:

some of the people on my dash i just assume are their icons bc i’ve never seen their pics so it’s like “oh look gandalf is up late bloggin again” 

actuallyratchet:

all my friends are v cute. if ur my friend youre automatically cute sorry i dont make the rules 

thisshitfunny:

madredenutrias:

Wait. … wait…

don’t do that stop doing that

(Source: tsarcasm)

(Source: nekozneko)

theonlyhopeformeisbands:

Canadian police on the job.